[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO GET EVERYONE TO START WATCHING MY SHOWS]
[AGGRESSIVELY BECOMES OVERLY PROTECTIVE OF SHOW WHEN EVERYONE ACTUALLY DOES START WATCHING IT]
reasons i tend to not talk
- people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
- i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
- people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
- i hate my voice
- i have something really mean to say
- i hate you
- i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
I’ve never been so stressed about fonts in my whole life…
*cries*
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
- me: *overdoses on human contact*
- me: *vomits*
- me: well i wont't have to worry about human contact for a while
thanks to tumblr i dont find a lot of things funny anymore literally the only kind of stuff i laugh at now are things like this
and then satan said “let there be crumbs”
we are all just complicated flash drives with legs
Me to math teacher
- Me: I didn't understand the math problems
- Me: so I took wisdom taught to me from history class
- Me: and I burned what I didn't understand
google docs used to just number the people viewing a public document but now they’ve done this and it’s perfect
